HI BILLY MAYS HERE!

TIRED OF ONLY HAVING ONE WAR GOING ON AT A TIME? THEN BUY MY NEW MEGAWAR! ITS GOT TWICE THE DRAIN ON RESOURCES AND TWICE THE DEATH TOLL!

BUT WAIT... THERES MORE!

IF YOU CALL NOW I'LL THROW IN AN INSURGENCY FOR FREE! ARE YOU TIRED OF CHEAP SHORT-LIVED PETRO-WARS? WELL WITH THE INSURGENCY YOU CAN TRIPLE THE LIFESPAN OF YOUR WAR WITH NO SHIPPING AND HANDLING!

THATS ONE WAR AND A INSURGENCY FOR ONLY $19.95!

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