I'm a "Condemned child of Satan"

As I waited at the bus station reading an article about Harper's vocal debut, I was discretely handed a booklet from a young lady telling me, "This is something for you to read". I was too busy reading to immediately think anything of it, so I put the pamphlet into my pocket.

Upon taking a seat on the bus, I took out the booklet which was given to me a few minutes earlier. I skimmed through it and noticed that it was a multi-page comic. I flipped to the back to get the gist of what it was about, and was greeted with the hostile statement that "If you do nothing, you'll remain a condemned child of Satan... and one heartbeat from hell."

I'm surprised that some churches are still condemning people to hell in an attempt to boost membership. If I were looking for a Church, I would choose one a little more friendly than the Rock Church in Sackville. Maybe I'll decrease my "condemnation" rate by following them on Twitter!