I'm a "Condemned child of Satan"
Posted by Sean Joudry | | Posted on 10:04 PM
As I waited at the bus station reading an article about Harper's vocal debut, I was discretely handed a booklet from a young lady telling me, "This is something for you to read". I was too busy reading to immediately think anything of it, so I put the pamphlet into my pocket.Upon taking a seat on the bus, I took out the booklet which was given to me a few minutes earlier. I skimmed through it and noticed that it was a multi-page comic. I flipped to the back to get the gist of what it was about, and was greeted with the hostile statement that "If you do nothing, you'll remain a condemned child of Satan... and one heartbeat from hell."
I'm surprised that some churches are still condemning people to hell in an attempt to boost membership. If I were looking for a Church, I would choose one a little more friendly than the Rock Church in Sackville. Maybe I'll decrease my "condemnation" rate by following them on Twitter!
Hahaha, you really aren't given enough credit Sean, this is comical! Some people should comment... You should advertise!