Urban Dictionary: Tantallon and Timberlea

Posted by Sean Joudry | | Posted on 9:57 PM

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Timberlea:

"A small suburb outside of Halifax, Nova Scotia that would be a pleasant place to live if it weren't for the countless middle class children who honestly believe that they live in a ghetto. Gangster beats can be heard blaring from people's minivans as they drive down Timberlea's main road and every six months or so, slightly more gangster children come from the surrounding suburbs or the city to stab anonymous weed dealers.

Also referred to as "Timbo"
Timberlea Gangster One: Hey man, do you want to go downtown tonight? Timberlea Gangster Two: No way, my parents just got a new wide screen TV, let's just play Call of Duty 4! Timberlea Gangster One: Sweet! The city scares me anyways."




Tantallon:

"A section of the city of Halifax, Nova Scotia. Populated by subdivisons with a strip mall in the center. Inhabited by many coke heads and trashy people. Police station is located there for absolutly no reason, considering crime in the area. People often compare it to Timberlea(aka scumtown), another middle class part of Halifax, but people in Tantallon who carry knives will actually stab you, where as Timberlea is populated by pussies.

Man, I got robbed by the gas station in Tantallon yesterday by some crazy basehead motherfucker, this never woulda happened in Timberlea."